This is one way to get your point across that you want more sex.
A husband emailed his wife a spreadsheet of all the reasons that she gave for not having sex with him over the last seven weeks. According to the relatively young husband (26 years-old), he only had sex with his wife (also 26) three times out of 27 asks over that time period.
The wife decided that Reddit would be a good way to deal the situation:
“Yesterday morning, while in a taxi on the way to the airport, Husband sends a message to my work email which is connected to my phone. He's never done this, we always communicate in person or by text. I open it up, and it's a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won't miss me for the 10 days I'm gone. Attached is a SPREADSHEET of all the times he has tried to initiate sex since June 1st, with a column for my "excuses", using verbatim quotes of why I didn't feel like having sex at that very moment.”
Although it's hard to say what has gone wrong in their relationship, we're willing to bet that a petty spreadsheet is not likely to fix it.
The wife was good enough to provide the spreadsheet:
Apparently she tried to call him several times with no response. Passive aggressive much? Hopefully this couple can figure out how to right their five year marriage before kids come along.